Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Happily Left Behind

So Tim Lehay and his doomsday cult have ignited a cutural fire. Now millions of otherwise mentally droopy Americans are holding fast to hope that they will soon be removed from this miserable mortal coil. I hope so, too.

No, I don't long for the rapture, for I am certain that I will not meet their vengeful God's standard. Rather, I can hardly wait to be rid of all the pious-punk-ass-judging-Christianist brats. Their cynical misuse of the Gospels and jihadist ways leave me praying for their disappearance at the earliest posssible convenience.

Leave me with the sinners and scientists. Leave me with the heretics and historians. Leave me with the blasphemers and biologists. Leave me with the reasonable.

As the righteous are spirited away the world will blossom into that which it should have always been a riotous playground of progress.

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