RealAmericans - Why RedStaters are Smarter than BlueStaters

Here it is. My epic description of the RealAmerican mind.

Working class people who insist on voting for George W. Bush know something Kerry voters can't begin to fathom - the gig is up.

Yes, despite all the exhilarating rollercoastering of the stock market, and the neutered reporting of job creation, the end of the American Century has finally dawned. RedStaters don't necessarily understatnd this on a conscious level, but the years of psyche bashing to which they have exposed themselves provide a visceral understanding that their future only shines as it is polished by unswerving dedication to corporate demands of consumption and religious demands of thought-free fealty.

The unrelenting meanness of right-wing propoganda has created mass infantilism in its believers. While it might be expected that all the toughguy neo-cons would demand endless rounds of tough love to break the cycle of childish political dependency, they, in fact, have created a system that perpetuates the parent-child misbonding to further their own evil intentions.

The helpless whining of RedState conservatives shows that, as with any spoiled child, their sour codependence can be cultivated through the creation of bogeymen. Constant ranting about the pernicious evils of a mythical liberal elite has proven the most effective lie in the conservative book of fairy tales. Afterall, it wouldn't do to frighten the RealAmerican with the reality of corporate crime that will doom many of them to old-age poverty, the truth that the accelerating destruction of the environment that will doom their children to diminished life expectancies, the fact that unchecked US militarism breeds terrorists. No, these are truly frightening realities that, if considered fully, would probably bring the RealAmerican to apoplexy.

And the neo-con right can't have that. The only way it can complete its program of mass impoverishment and capital consolidation is to have all of us working harder for less and completely distracted from the reality of their Machiavelian scheme.

So, I say to all you shell-shocked liberals, find your spines and start spanking the RedState crybabies. Throw off your anti-Bush hairshirts and realize that the Deomcratic Party is an even more compromised piece of shit that the Republican Party. The Republicans have simply distilled their allegiance to unfettered capitalism, while the Democrat thought police have demanded that their adherents erase any memory of social purpose for which the party once stood. If you want to live in a rationally governed republic rather than a theocracy you're going to have to do the hard work without party affiliation. There is not enough time or energy left to both mend a failed machine and save the soul of the nation.

Finally, liberals need to be fully aware of the truth the RealAmericans only suspect. We've had our turn as masters of the universe. It is now time for the less fortunate of the planet to have theirs. Just because we can't continue to dominate the other 90% of the world's population doesn't mean we hate America. We are not unpatriotic for accepting the fate that awaits all great empires. Let the virtues of liberal thought and practice make what appears to be a bleak future of declining economic fortune into an opportunity to live in greater harmony with the world as it is becoming. If George W. Bush is a liar, and liberals have a lock on the truth, the only way to be proven right is for liberals to actually live the truth. You can't decry the depridations of global capital while wearing Nike sneakers. You can't protest the privitization of essential resources while drinking bottled water. You can't protest the war in Iraq while driving an SUV. You can't question a RealAmericans religious convictions while praying for a way to pay your credit card bills.